The Twelve Signs

Aries - you might try to take them on, but just when you start celebrating the game, they'll whup ass and show you they weren't playing. either that or they won't understand, and that could scare you. watch their driving. whoa, doggie. Taurus - moses stood on a rock. you might stand on a taurus. seriously, these are solid folks. don't try to push them, you don't have the strength. Gemini - these folks will likely listen to you talk. isn't that a godsend? but observe your conversation - man, will it ever jump topic. they can argue; no they can't. yes! they can! Cancer - mama. you can poke a little fun in the ribs of these folks and as long as you stay far enough away you'll just drive them in on themselves and you won't have to feel the pinch of their crab claws. but be nice, they can really suffer. whew. Leo - lions can play well, but they often need to be indulged. can you stand it? too many inside jokes and too much patronage are the price to pay for warm eyes and a caring nature. Virgo - these people can know some deep shit. query them to your hearts content on their field of interest - it's hard to reach their bottom of exploration. surprisingly irregular for someone who seems to work so hard.

Libra - they can talk and laugh, and laugh and talk. laugh and talk. talk and laugh. they might provoke you, just to keep you in line. do you like being kept in line? they're good at it too. just you try to retort. Scorpio - if you don't mind having your buttons pushed, try these folk. how does aggressively stubborn sound to you? exotic and exciting? without ever leaving home. believe it. Sagittarius - knowledgable, friendly, quick. worst thing is, they talk too much. and they might be aloof. and they might not actually be listening to you! string up your bow and go hang with the archer - everyone needs to know how to shoot. Capricorn - mountain goat, they climb that hill daily. with the weight of the world on their bony shoulders. lighten up, eh? arrogant, actually, these folks can be good for a laugh. don't laugh too hard at them, they might butt you in the ass. Aquarius - good travelling companions. they laugh a lot, or maybe they're funny. they might flake out. water bearer, they make things flow. flow things flow. hah hah hah! Pisces - deep and doozy both fun and whoa - chill out! leave them behind to wallow and they'll be attracted later to your good times. warm, and willing!

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