It was so hot the night I went, that they half-heartedly checked my purse. (as usual). I have so much crap in it....makeup pouch, cellphone, cellphone charger, palm pilot, hairbrush with nasty hairs all over, dog leash, cigarettes (multiple packs) crumbling snacks, lighters, mail, papers, what look like snotrags...that no one really wants to do an in-depth search. I would recommend sticking it in your underwear if you really want to take it in, since you don't have a bra.

fuck you