Joey Anuff and I have been debating the relative merits of internet messenging today -

jah: hey don't just chat with me because your site is down and you have nothing better to do. chat with me because i love you joey.
jah: hey joey, plastic is still down.
joey signed off at 11:09:42.
joey signed on at 11:10:10.
joey: you dumbfuck, you warned me out of functionality!
jah: bullshit cockmaster
jah: you started it!
jah: if you can't take the pain, stay out of the virtual community.
joey: you cocksmoking piece of shit, I'll killyou!
joey: ha ha!
joey: cat got your tongue?
jah: cocksmoking!
jah: fucker!
joey: aw shit
jah: turkeyneck sipper!
joey: gooseneck cranking sumnanabitch!
joey: this is not a toy, boyo
joey: great power, great responsibility, etc!